Keep your Facebook armor on!

Hello and Happy Turkey-Basting Day.
Smokey Jane here.

I feel like an idiot because I didn't even re-up my weed stash before these fake-ass holidays.
I don't even deserve to call myself Smokey Jane right now.

My bong is as empty as a Christian stripclub.


I stayed up all night handling bizz..going back and forth on FaceBook during my breaks.

I found out that some of the people I've added on Facebook don't even deserve to be on my page!

I call myself trying to be nice..
( YOU know what I mean!)

There are times I'm in a good-ass mood and I go on Facebook and read the depressing shit people put on there...they can really blow a high, lemme tell ya!

You got your cryers, your complainers, your haters...

You got people who wanna push ebay shit on your wall.
( Who all here is hella tired of looking at those stupid-ass sneaker heels! I DON"T WANT THEM!)


You have people who just have nothing else better to do other than post their life bit by bit.
(I'm eating a sandwich right now..Bacon and cheese....It's good.)

Delete their posts if you don't wanna delete them as friends..they will never know!
Forgive them, Lord..they know not what the hell they're doing to my buzz.
Keep your armor on, Facebookers.

Let no one take your focus...
Unless you WANT to know what flavor soda Michelle is drinking today.

Happy Puffing!

Love,
Smokey Jane!