I can do bad AND good all by myself...asshole!

Smokey Jane here!
I had a conversation with a dude the other day about chivalry.
(God, I hope I'm spelling that right. Probubly not because it hasn't been used in a while!)

Anyways, it seems as if some men are upset by the fact that woman are starting to make more money than them.

They think we are getting uppitty in the fact that now we have more power in the workplace...more say-so in corporate America.

They feel that they don't have to pursue a woman....or open the door for her for that matter.

They feel that they shouldn't have to pay for the date.

I say "Shut the fuck up and stop being so fucking insecure."

I can recall a while back when women couldn't even VOTE!

We stayed in the house and cooked, cleaned, raised kids and got a good conjugal raping every night with no orgasm in sight.......all without pay.

That's cold.

We were your property, dudes.

Second-class citizens.
And you loved that shit..didn't you?

Don't lie..

The pussy was yours for the taking.
Any pussy you desired and all you had to do was ask her owner and hand off a few acres of land...maybe some prize-winning livestock.



Now that we have established ourselves as equals...you have a problem with it...doncha?

You hate those Tyler Perry movies of women empowerment...doncha?

As a matter of fact, most American men would rather have a black man become president than a woman ANYDAY, wouldn't they?

You don't have to lie to me...I already know.
So all that insecurity has finally come to light, hasn't it?

So you say to WOMAN, Bringer of Life"You open your OWN door, BITCH!"

 And we wonder why more lesbians exist today more than any other era.

To all you sexist sons-of-bitches...
( Some dudes are cool..I'm just talking to the ignorant pricks here..)

We are all equal.

But differently equal.

You have the brawn that we need.
We have the brains that you need.
You can open a jar of pickles and play in the NFL.
We can suck a mean dick and have your children.

We feel like we deserve to be treated like a woman deserves to be treated.

 We are princesses and we always WILL be.

That's what our Daddy taught us and that is what we will always think.

If you can treat us better that our Daddy, your IN THERE! (pun intended)

So now that you know the secret..just play the game...You like football don't you?

Just because we can do this by ourselves, that doesn't mean we WANT to!

Unless you like the idea of being a sour old man with cobwebs on your penis.
Good Night!

Smokey Jane....2010