The Breaking the 4th Wall with Smokey Jane...

3/27/11

Stealing the Internet Without Customer Initiation.

Welcome 2 http://www.smokeyjane.com/ ,junkdogs!

Smokey Jane is nobody's bitch...oh no!
This mouthpiece is bound to fit a nicely manicured foot within its warm walls sooner or later...so it might as well be sooner.
I am an avid WIFI snatcher and for good reason.
Many coffee shops and swanky grocery stores offer me the satisfaction of pleasuring my kleptomaniac clitoris by offering unlimited bandwidth for my many downloads and large file distribution that I wouldn't be able to bear on my own cable-package plan.
For this, I salute you...
Kroger..
Mickey D's (I have graduated from real estate school within your lobbies..Thank you.)
and that grocery store in Colorado off Sheridan Road...hmmm..
I'll come up with the name..damn, I hate to forget my enablers...

S.J.


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