Smokey Jane loves the gays.
Don't get Smokey Jane wrong.
Just BE gay.
Don't make me guess...
Look...Smokey Jane knows you gotta be yourself, young Androgynous One...what with your unisex attire and gender-confusing hairstyle.
You even drink your coffee black..with no indication of a penis OR a vagina hiding betwix those standard-issue denim shorts.
How many colors of those Chuck Taylor's do you have...?
Please tell me pink or something feminine so that I can decide on which gender I can talk shit about behind the other gender's back.
I don't mean to be shallow...I just need to inform the young lady your flirting with as of whether she knows that she is a lesbian or not...because I'm sure she wouldn't want to be surprised in the bedroom after a couple of drinks and a couple of dates.
Do you sit like that because of your large testicles, or because of the chaffing of your lips as it grazes across the balled-up gym socked in your men's briefs.
Lesbians, I can't tell you enough how beautiful you are as WOMEN.
You are NOT a man...and that is perfectly okay with a lot of lesbians who aren't looking to be with men.
They're looking to be with WOMEN.
Can anybody explain this to me?
Why do I have an issue with not being able to tell the difference?
Because Smokey Jane must know EVERYTHING.
That's why.
S.J.
Don't get Smokey Jane wrong.
Just BE gay.
Don't make me guess...
Look...Smokey Jane knows you gotta be yourself, young Androgynous One...what with your unisex attire and gender-confusing hairstyle.
You even drink your coffee black..with no indication of a penis OR a vagina hiding betwix those standard-issue denim shorts.
How many colors of those Chuck Taylor's do you have...?
Please tell me pink or something feminine so that I can decide on which gender I can talk shit about behind the other gender's back.
I don't mean to be shallow...I just need to inform the young lady your flirting with as of whether she knows that she is a lesbian or not...because I'm sure she wouldn't want to be surprised in the bedroom after a couple of drinks and a couple of dates.
Do you sit like that because of your large testicles, or because of the chaffing of your lips as it grazes across the balled-up gym socked in your men's briefs.
Lesbians, I can't tell you enough how beautiful you are as WOMEN.
You are NOT a man...and that is perfectly okay with a lot of lesbians who aren't looking to be with men.
They're looking to be with WOMEN.
Can anybody explain this to me?
Why do I have an issue with not being able to tell the difference?
Because Smokey Jane must know EVERYTHING.
That's why.
S.J.
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