Sex and the Silly..

Hello, Smokey Jane here...

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   I, like most sound-
    minded women,
    enjoy some cunniligus before intercourse.

Also known as...( are you listening guys..)
FOREPLAY.

My rant today is why men need to eat more Hello Kittie.

Okay?

 I will gladly lay down and cheer for the men who don't mind scuba-diving for pearls and the ladies who like the ladies...I have nothing but respect for you.

Yesterday, I was making-love, right?

Two orgasms in the corner-pocket...four sessions.
 Mathematically, this means that out of four times, I climaxed twice.
 WTF?
This is NOT right.

 And why?
Because not only was I NOT relaxed the first two times...despite the fact that it was lacking one very important topping.

What is wrong with men who are afraid to sample the dessert cart before enjoying the meal?

From this point on, any man who is afraid or turned off by cunnilgus if officially gay in my book.
I have many gay men friends who won't go near a coochie with a ten foot pole and I completely understand.
Hell, they like penis!
So, ladies..if you have a man whom you actually have to ASK...

Go ahead and write him off as a gaylord and go find a more willing participant before you fall in love with someone who would rather pile-drive a dry meat taco than play the slippery accordian with his mouth.

Any comments or complaints..take it up the ass. (Pun-intended)

And that is my rant.
Smokey Jane....2010

(P.S. I found out later that I DID get some head that night, I was just too wasted to remember.
Hey, at least I was honest.)