I hate...
1. That the writers of Family Guy have once again assumed that the intelligence of the average television viewer is capable of refraining from the urge of emulating the obvious dysfunction of an animated cartoon to improve and/or ad excitement to the hum-drum existence of a sexless livelihood.
2. The musicals that sometimes accompany an adventurous episode causing the children who were prepared for bed three hours beforehand to creep downstairs and drink in the parental-advised vulgarity during the better-than-being-with-your-kids type laughter and excitement coming from the living room causing heated family discussions and feelings of neglect and woe.
3. People who use the words "shallow and podantic" in everything from ordering a Big Mac to eulogizing the funeral of a loved one.
4. The fact that Seth Macfarlane doesn't just do all the focking voices for every show and save a few million bucks so that Seth Green can make a name for himself as the new Jim Henson of porn and Alex can finally save some pussy for her husband once in a while.
5. The death of "The Simpsons" ( If Maggie was a super-religious, attention-horny, sh#t-talking lesbian in-the-closet with a lust for killing Homer and fisting, they might of had a chance..
To Seth MacFarlane: No hardies..right? I knew you could take the dish, Daddy..Now..If your ready for a salty night of champagne, cocaine and Chalupas with a fine-ass biotch? You got my email, my nig..
To Alex Borstein: Your America's sexiest Eskimo...remember that, Missy!
All I had to do is read the title of this post and you are now my best friend!
ReplyDeleteDown with family guy!!!!!!!!!
<3MaryAnne