Smokey jane is APPALLED at how woman have been ignored sexually for centuries.
Did you know that women didn't even KNOW that they could have orgasms?
Appalling.
Well, folks...you DO you what this month represents.
Oh, not just April Fool's and the Russian New Year...
This month is...
WOMEN COME FIRST month.
(applause)
This is the funnest month for both men and women alike.
This is the month where every woman, every day this month MUST have an orgasm.
( Skip a few days for emergency or recovery time)
IMPORTANT FACTS ON HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAVE AN ORGASM.
1. ( Get out your notepads..) A woman's whole body needs attention...whether it be from long, passionate kissing to toe-sucking to back-rubbing to thigh massaging to...(other things)
2. When orally pleasing a woman, treat her whole area from her clitoris to the end of her vagina like a triple-stack ice cream cone. Suck on her clitoris GENTLY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD until she instructs you that it's okay to proceed to vaccum the color from it with your mouth.
A. Full, flat tongue
B. Slow licks
C. Occasional *lip-blows against the clit for extra drama.
* Holding teeth closed, blow through closed lips producing a vibrating motion like the sound of a motor.
3. ( Using a dildo or a real penis)
Do not insert phallus into vagina until the following three things happen...
A. Her juices are clearly reaching her thighs with anticipation.
B. Her clitoris is large, ripe and sensitive to the touch.
C. She lets you up for air.
Imagine a world, where the woman came first at all times.
Imagine the nag-free life a husband can have if he takes the time out to make his wife's toes curl up before breakfast in the morning.
Imagine the ass-whoopins a child will skip because his mama wasn't overangry at the fact that he forgot to load the dishwasher last night.
Imagine the wars that will be prevented because the president didn't feel inadaquate for not being able to please his wife last night.
If everyone takes the time out to give a woman a proper orgasm everyday for a month, the energy of happiness will fill the air and the world will indeed begin to change for the better.
Smokey Jane Guarantees it.
Did you know that women didn't even KNOW that they could have orgasms?
Appalling.
Well, folks...you DO you what this month represents.
Oh, not just April Fool's and the Russian New Year...
This month is...
WOMEN COME FIRST month.
(applause)
This is the funnest month for both men and women alike.
This is the month where every woman, every day this month MUST have an orgasm.
( Skip a few days for emergency or recovery time)
IMPORTANT FACTS ON HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAVE AN ORGASM.
1. ( Get out your notepads..) A woman's whole body needs attention...whether it be from long, passionate kissing to toe-sucking to back-rubbing to thigh massaging to...(other things)
2. When orally pleasing a woman, treat her whole area from her clitoris to the end of her vagina like a triple-stack ice cream cone. Suck on her clitoris GENTLY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD until she instructs you that it's okay to proceed to vaccum the color from it with your mouth.
A. Full, flat tongue
B. Slow licks
C. Occasional *lip-blows against the clit for extra drama.
* Holding teeth closed, blow through closed lips producing a vibrating motion like the sound of a motor.
3. ( Using a dildo or a real penis)
Do not insert phallus into vagina until the following three things happen...
A. Her juices are clearly reaching her thighs with anticipation.
B. Her clitoris is large, ripe and sensitive to the touch.
C. She lets you up for air.
Imagine a world, where the woman came first at all times.
Imagine the nag-free life a husband can have if he takes the time out to make his wife's toes curl up before breakfast in the morning.
Imagine the ass-whoopins a child will skip because his mama wasn't overangry at the fact that he forgot to load the dishwasher last night.
Imagine the wars that will be prevented because the president didn't feel inadaquate for not being able to please his wife last night.
If everyone takes the time out to give a woman a proper orgasm everyday for a month, the energy of happiness will fill the air and the world will indeed begin to change for the better.
Smokey Jane Guarantees it.